Insert Caption: Speed Racer
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Last week, we asked you to give us your most creative captions for a photo from the new movie Iron Man (which, in case you didn't know, is quickly becoming one of the best reviewed superhero movies of all time). In exchange for your words of wisdom, we decided to toss a brand new LG "the V" cell phone -- plus a super cool Iron Man poster -- to 10 of you. 10! Why? Because we're completely out of our minds -- that's why! (And because we love our readers more than anything. Awww.) Congrats to our ten winners, listed below and after the jump.
1. "As you can see, Flavor Flav and I are now engaged." -- Nathan T.2. "That's right, it's all fun and games until someone trips and falls on a Lite Brite..." -- Eric W.
3. "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls wearing this ... only this!" -- Martin E.
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4. "Where exactly are the speakers to your chestPod?" -- Kanah F.5. "My eyes are up here." -- Kingsley J.
6. "I know what you're thinking, but you have to see the big picture. Imagine that around this disc is a whole big red and yellow metal costume! So, are you interested in investing?" -- Chris P.
7. "It still only plays Black Sabbath songs, can you help me? At least some Journey or Star Ship, please Man!" -- David B
8. "Look, it's not important how the Roomba got like this; what matters is that you're going to fix it, alright!?" -- Ray R.
9. "I don't care what it is sir. If you can't put it in the bin you are not getting through security." -- Shane M.
10. "And if you think that's cool, wait till you see my decoder ring." -- Daniel B.
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(Page 1)2. Mario's Illegitimate Family..... (shhh, princess peach doesn't know)
Posted at 4:37PM on May 2nd 2008 by Joshua
3. In the New Super Mario Bros. movie, John Goodman replaces Bob Hoskins, and John Leguizamo is replaced by a sweet car...no one seems to have noticed.
Posted at 4:38PM on May 2nd 2008 by John Roberts
4. Mom: "I only wish you had two seats instead of just one, honey."
Posted at 4:46PM on May 2nd 2008 by Nick
5. Pops Racer:
you aint a cop are you? 'cause I got what you need... Chicks, dudes, chicks that look like dudes, young ones, old ones, tall ones, short ones, clean ones, dirty ones. Pick your poison Buddy, they'll love you real good.
Posted at 4:46PM on May 2nd 2008 by Joshua
6. Well sure its fast enough Speed, but no matter what you say, I doubt you're little brother and his inexplicable monkey could ever fit in the trunk...
Posted at 4:52PM on May 2nd 2008 by John Roberts
7. The role Susan Sarandon was born to play: Roseanne Conner.
Posted at 5:11PM on May 2nd 2008 by Cliff
8. The moment got awkward after Speed's mom confessed that the reason she fell in love with Speed's dad was absolutely because of his monkey in his trunk.
Posted at 5:12PM on May 2nd 2008 by Kathi Fleming
9. Goodman: "That's right, Speed-- your hot mom has a strange resemblance to your hot girlfriend Trixie."
Posted at 5:22PM on May 2nd 2008 by John
10. Wow, Mario really let himself go after saving the Mushroom Kingdom...
Posted at 5:28PM on May 2nd 2008 by jordan v.
11. Don’t forget, the pizzas have to be there in 30 minutes or they’re free.
Posted at 5:34PM on May 2nd 2008 by JBone
12. Just keep your hands at 10 and 2, buckle your seatbelt, and are you sure you don't want to put some clothes on?
Posted at 5:38PM on May 2nd 2008 by Nathan
13. New to John Goodman's Thanksgiving Menu is Speed Racer served with a side of garlic mashed potatoes and a turducken.
Posted at 5:38PM on May 2nd 2008 by Randall
14. The Earnhardt family ain't got nothing on us.
Posted at 5:44PM on May 2nd 2008 by mes310
15. -Michael Sultan
Posted at 5:55PM on May 2nd 2008 by Michael S.
16. ... I asked your mom if she wanted to go for a moustache ride... long story short, here you are!
Posted at 5:52PM on May 2nd 2008 by Aaron Mattern
17. "Only the Mach 5 from Gillette can shave a mustache like this."
Posted at 5:53PM on May 2nd 2008 by Aaron Mattern
18. Ditch the fat guy and the banjo kids, baby, and we can be in Vegas in 12 minutes flat.
Posted at 6:15PM on May 2nd 2008 by Todd G.
19. You think that's a nice ride? Try a mustache ride.
Posted at 6:39PM on May 2nd 2008 by Mike D
20. Luigi, Mario and the Princess meet their daughter's blind date.
Posted at 6:42PM on May 2nd 2008 by Kevinc
1. My mustache and I won't pretend to laugh at your insensitive joke. Why don't you just go. Go, Speed Racist, go.
Posted at 4:31PM on May 2nd 2008 by Nathan