Insert Caption: Sex and the City

Posted May 23rd 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game Carrie Bradshaw plays whenever she's all dressed up with nowhere to go (see photo below). Last week, we asked you folks to bring us back some funny captions from your trip to Narnia for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, and that you did! Congrats to Anthony G. for his inspired caption below ...

1. "According to Mapquest this is where the renaissance fair should be." -- Anthony G.

2. "The interns on Dr. Moreau's island weren't quite sure what they got themselves into after putting on their new uniforms" -- Josh B.

3. "Introducing the cast of High School Musical: Braveheart Edition." -- Kirby H.

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This week, we all have sex on the mind -- and I wonder why? Could it be because the gals from Sex and the City are about to make their big-screen debut? I think mayyybe ... Since Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are four very special ladies in our lives, we decided to give away some very special gifts to those who provide us with the best captions for the photo below. That being said, one grand prize winner will receive one Sex and the City Collector's Edition DVD set with all six seasons of the hit show, two different Sex and the City movie posters and one Sex and the City soundtrack. Meanwhile, two runners up will receive the two different posters and the Sex and the City soundtrack (info on the soundtrack after the jump). Not bad, huh? The perfect foreplay before Sex and the City arrives in theaters on May 30. Sound off below ...

See the official rules for this contest

The Sex and the City Soundtrack features brand new songs from Fergie, Jennifer Hudson, Jem and more! Available May 27th. Click here to check it out: http://www.sexandthecitymovie.com/soundtrack.html

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Reader Comments

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1. WebMD offers no help on why her STD has grown over her body.

Posted at 4:08PM on May 23rd 2008 by Rich

2. After 4 years, I cant help but wonder " do all good things come to those who wait".....

Posted at 10:25PM on May 25th 2008 by annie

3. "This will be my last column, as I am being eaten alive by hideous furry gray mold."

Posted at 4:16PM on May 23rd 2008 by Gina

4. What would Doogie Howser write?

Posted at 4:20PM on May 23rd 2008 by Tommy Liu

5. www.webmd.com. Symptom search. Let's see, "Sprouting tentacles."

Posted at 4:25PM on May 23rd 2008 by Kyp

6. Dear Diary,
Today's rehearsal for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer went especially well! Although I had my heart set on playing Yukon Cornelius, I think the Abominable Snowman suits me just fine.
Love,
Bumble

Posted at 4:34PM on May 23rd 2008 by Brian

7. "And that's when I realized: even a well placed voice over won't be able to save me from this hideous top."

Posted at 4:35PM on May 23rd 2008 by Nick

8. Her transformation from socialite to yeti nearly complete, Carrie writes her final, twisted column.

Posted at 4:38PM on May 23rd 2008 by Jay

9. Dear Abby.........

Posted at 4:41PM on May 23rd 2008 by John

10. Why is it your lover just wants to sweep you off your feet, take you for a romantic ride around Central Park, but the second he's your husband he buys you in a Yeti costume?

Posted at 4:41PM on May 23rd 2008 by feebo

11. And with one final blow, I brought down the mighty snuffleupagus.

Posted at 4:43PM on May 23rd 2008 by ajtaormin

12. And so, after buying this laptop and coat, I have no money left for heating and have had to move from New York to Delaware City.

Posted at 4:51PM on May 23rd 2008 by Joe Piarulli

13. Curious... I never realized how much my hands looked like John McCain's.

Posted at 5:01PM on May 23rd 2008 by Adi B

14. All this porn spam an-- what's this? Ferris Bueller's Pants Off?!? HONEY...!

Posted at 5:04PM on May 23rd 2008 by William Goss

15. I couldn't help but wonder, had my desires to look young, fashionable and fabulous led to dressing like a sea cucumber?

Posted at 5:12PM on May 23rd 2008 by rex

16. "youth serum not working on hands" Googled the wicked witch.

Posted at 5:16PM on May 23rd 2008 by Kurt

17. After successfully splicing my head with the body of a fly and the hands of Jeff Goldblum I only look now to get the legs of an ostrich to make my new self complete.

Posted at 5:18PM on May 23rd 2008 by Brent Todd

18. I have no idea why the whores who read cosmo consider me a icon of fashion.

Posted at 5:19PM on May 23rd 2008 by Hagamaba

19. Gossip Girl has a midlife crisis and moves to the Overlook Hotel.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Posted at 5:23PM on May 23rd 2008 by Josh

20. Sarah didn't realize she signed on for a Japanese horror movie until the man-hands slowly materialized from her woolly jacket.

Posted at 5:28PM on May 23rd 2008 by Mike L.

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